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October 13 2017

scatterbrainedhypatia:

untilstarsfall:

regretandchinesefood:

obama-stolemy-vcr:

alphajade:

you know how cartoon characters usually only have one outfit they’re always in? reblog this post with what your one outfit would be if you were a cartoon character. 

mine would be my black shorts, a snapback, a t shirt, and my denim vest with a picture of a UFO on the back 

A hoodie a baseball cap some shorts and running shoes

Tshirt, short shorts, socks with slides and sunglasses

Black leggings, black Vans, black T-shirt, black bandanna, Wonder Woman souvenir jacket.

Leggings, tennis shoes, a Star Wars men’s t-shirt and a light brown jacket.

high waisted circle skirt, t shirt, and a cardigan

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scarylullabies:

feministfangirl:

scarylullabies:

look i know this is a bit niche, but I would die for the human who wrote this pattern description. maybe you won’t feel the same if you haven’t spent hours and hours reading knitting pattern blurbs by the designer or the designers hype person.

listen, this niche is made for me and i am buying this pattern sometime this winter to make myself one!!! thanks for sharing, i am in love

the pattern is called the rangers cowl by Michael Vloedman, the image is a link, but i guess that doesn’t carry through on reblogs?? here’s the url - ravelry.com/patterns/library/ranger-cowl

So sorry abt that folks, i really didn’t think anyone would notice this post at all.

like-what:

how morally corrupt is your 19th century love interest on a scale of “aloof rich guy who doesn’t know how to express his feelings” to “has a secret wife in the attic” and “tries to dig up your grave so he can embrace your dead body”

October 12 2017

ravehclaw:

band: sings about being in love
me: can’t relate
florence + the machine: sings about being a big tall tree and watching as the world ends and becoming an omnipresent goddess who lives in the woods with her dryad brethren
me, with tears in my eyes: me too florence me too

k-lionheart:

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

kintatsujo:

shiisiln:

watsons-solarpunk:

xenozerrez:

solarpunknetwork:

thewritingsquid:

solarpunknetwork:

txwatson:

I keep seeing people asking ‘is solarpunk really punk?’ because it’s too happy and optimistic and stuff

and I’m picturing a perfect moment in a solarpunk community — the neighbourhood mayor standing with a shit-eating grin on her face when the cops come and cut them off from city power, and nothing turns off

This is my absolute favorite example of how solarpunk is punk. Also, Detroit (and a lot of other places) could probably use something similar for water. Especially in places where it’s illegal to harvest rainwater. I dunno, maybe water tanks cleverly designed as yard art?

Like… yeah it’s happy and optimistic, but my view of solarpunk at least is in complete defiance of many capitalist ideals so if that’s not punk … ‘Punk’ isn’t edgy, dark and gritty. Not to me. Building a society completely based on renewable resources, accessibility for all, and constant sharing is a big fuck you to the current system if you ask me.

Exactly. Near future solarpunk especially requires rebelling against the current system. Punk is about defiance (at least that’s what it’s come to mean colloquially). Defiance doesn’t have to be destruction and violence and grit, it can look like stubborn creation and community building and rejecting many of the dominant system’s values. 

Wait. Why would harvesting rainwater be illegal?

There’s an interpretation of the concept of property that says if something has value, then someone should be getting paid for it. Despite being flatly absurd and riddled with obvious logical flaws, this has been one of the major philosophies of property in the US, in some contexts (including water) for over a hundred years. This Washington Post article gets into it in detail. 

According to this logic, if there are water suppliers in a region, then they’re entitled to money when people get water. Collecting rainwater for yourself gets around that, so, in this concept of property, it’s a form of theft.

There have also been legal battles over people growing food in their lawns, generating their own electricity, etc. If you’re looking to extricate yourself from the systems wherein you have to serve the interests of specific wealthy people to survive, many parts of the western world are ready to use the force of government intervention to stop you.

I feel like a big chunk of the ‘dark, gritty’ aesthetic punk is associated with came as a reaction to the bright, glamorous ‘American Dream’ imagery and patronizing ad campaigns of the 50s.

But now that we’re being sold “The future is bleak and dirty and there’s nothing you can do about it,” being optimistic and cheerful is the most punk and rebellious thing you can do

This is an extremely well put point.

October 11 2017

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cibokilley:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via lowghen)

there’s something wonderfully liminal about this

ponett:

honestly mbmbam is mostly goofs but it’s a pretty nice show to listen to as someone with horrendous social anxiety because like 90% of the listener questions they get are like “i was slightly rude to a barista on accident, do i have to move” and then they’re just like “nah dog it’s not that big a deal” and they come up with ridiculous over-the-top solutions that, intentionally or otherwise, end up highlighting how it’s really not a big deal

and then they read a yahoo answers question where someone asks if you can cook and eat the beans inside of a beanbag chair

helila:

sunegami:

theladygodieva:

transcoranic:

evidence that I actually live in a video game

  • I always wear the same clothing
  • idle animation
  • awkward dialog
  • sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again
  • yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor
  • I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once. 
  • sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again
  • if you talk to me long enough, i will run out of dialogue lines and start repeating old ones
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Inktober update! I’ll be on vacation for the next week so we’ll see if I’m able to keep up the momentum

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

cillaid:

Gotta make sure they work

October 10 2017

hawlucha:

hawlucha:

new podcast: *appears*

blue apron: 

image

no its aimed at everyone whos listened to a single podcast in any capacity 

October 09 2017

twilixoo:

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU ‘HI’ AND START A FRIENDSHIP!! (:

kilomills:

griffin’s loving family: so what’s your superpower griffo

griffin mcelroy

tobiltop:

song-thot:

the-weaver-of-worlds:

slytherinconservative:

emeraldboreas:

wolfcat-hybrid:

fuckingrecipes:

unidentifiedspoon:

seductioneyes-extravaganza:

trufflesmushroom:

sabertoothwalrus:

lv70:

sixth-light:

notcaycepollard:

bioloyg:

live-and-let-bi:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

illuminaliens:

lady-writes:

hellothisisanthony:

rj4gui4r:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

cloudfreed:

ibilateral:

fit-margs:

generalwow:

outrunmyself:

thehufflepufflifts:

fit-margs:

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

i feel this on a spiritual level.

They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.

George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.

They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.

🤔🤔
I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

Why is my name always used for bad shit :(

But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples

or Pink Ladies

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

fuji apples tho

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else.

I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

Royal Gala or go home

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

like excuse me but fuji???? is the best???????? you all can go dunk your heads

Things are heating up in the apple fandom

can you guys please eat winesap apples and love yourselves

ROSE APPLES OR NOTHING

Yall kidding me??? Honeycrisps, man!

Honeycrisps are the superior snacking apple, but Granny Smiths are ideal for baking.

Y’all need apple church. Galas are where it’s at.

Bitch plz pink lady is the best apple out there. Like for real guys

granny smiths and honeycrisps are the best. no exceptions

Gala, never had a bad one. Macintosh are terrible tho they’re too soft and not sweet enough WHERE IS THE CRONCH?

(admittedly I’ve basically never eaten any others besides macintosh, gala, and red/gold delicious. I guess granny smith too since I love apple pie more than life itself but too tangy for me alone)

i will fight all of you. honeycrisp, zestar, or sweet tango. the rest can go in the trash like the garbage they are

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identitypollution:

I made some spooky motivational art to remind you that even though it doesn’t always feel like it, you are going to kick this in the metaphorical ass.

October 08 2017

GANONDORF AGRESSIVELY MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS THO

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