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May 19 2018

Wait are you supposed to shell pumpkin seeds before eating them?

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May 18 2018

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amirnizuno:

gif/picspam meme ➝ anon requested sailor moon + scenery

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mirrorfalls:

Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

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thebaconpancake:

I don’t know what’s going on here - but it has my full support.

May 14 2018

things to do while you wait for your dnd groups to meet again:

critical-failqueer:

  • create a family tree for a character you’ll never get the chance to play
  • make yet another tiefling
  • find race and class combos you haven’t had the chance to play yet
  • dig up an old character and revamp them
  • make playlists for your characters. get emotional when you listen to them
  • start writing backstory for your backup character
  • come up with elf names by mispronouncing common words
  • check your groupchat for updates you know won’t be there
  • speculate on how you’re all going to die next session
  • listen to dnd podcasts to both ease and worsen the void in your soul
  • buy another dice set

laughterkey:

darshanaheena:

the juggalos hate trump, guy fieri is an lgbt ally, & smash mouth is pro-cunnilingus: the entities are growing stronger & soon, with the powers of faygo, ranch, & ska, they will merge to their final form, the One who shall destroy fascism in america as prophesied by the Gods

#i’ll take whatever at this point

jabberwockypie:

drst:

smitethepatriarchy:

brainstatic:

The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.

Ummmm excuse me but this is fucking brilliant.

Did you just cure imposter syndrome with… spite?

You can cure a LOT with spite.

May 13 2018

more-meme-than-man:

I really just do not understand the ultra-rich.

Like, the Flint water crisis, right? I just read an estimate that it would take $55 million to bring clean water back to Flint. That sounds like a lot of money until you consider that’s less than a tenth of a billion dollars. Jeff Bezos is worth $118 billion. For less than .05% of his net worth, Jeff Bezos could bring water back to an entire town. At the most money I have ever had in my bank account, .05% of it could buy me like a burger. And not even a particularly nice one.

And let’s say, yeah, the ultra-rich are soulless monsters devoid of empathy or altruism. For .05% of his net wealth, Jeff Bezos could completely turn his public image around. Instead of being the asshole who exploits his workers, suddenly he’s the unlikely hero who saved an entire town.

Like

How do you have the power to become a hero at practically no personal cost and just

Not?

the-last-avenger:

Sure, chocolate and peanut butter are a great combo, but have you ever tried

And

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May 12 2018

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theworldinstitches:

Do you like my Cookies Sampler? The perfect subject for cross stitch, if you ask me!

May 11 2018

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May 09 2018

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pizzopaps:

thequeenofcarrotflowers:

reblog if yr proud of him

2018 MET Gala: Heavenly Bodies

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dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I had to read this three times to realize it didn’t say “the power of YEET”

“this doesn’t work…” *throws laptop into the sun* “YEET”

May 07 2018

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kor-artificer:

Darkest Dungeon Stress System in D&D (Download)

This week’s post is something I’ve been working on for a long time, and my first post which is a set of variant rules! Darkest Dungeon’s stress system is perhaps the core part of the game that sets it apart from other dungeon crawler games, and something I’ve really wanted to try implementing into D&D for quite a while. This system is designed to make D&D lea more into horror elements, so for those kind of games, such as those set in the Ravenloft campaign setting, this system presents a way to mechanically track your characters’ fear as they fight whatever horrors the DM has planned.

One of the major choices i made for designing this was having stress go up, instead of down like hit points, so that it’d mirror Darkest Dungeon more closely, and allow stress to build to double it’s value, which is more difficult to explain and track like negative hit points.

The additional rules I added outside of Darkest Dungeon’s original stress system, such as the Soothing Presence feat and the modifications to class abilities were based on the flavour of those abilities, or in comparison to similar abilities of the heroes in Darkest Dungeon, such as the stress gained from a druid’s transformation in reference to the Abomination hero from Darkest Dungeon.

You can find all of my Darkest Dungeon D&D homebrew in my Darkest Dungeon tag here! Next week, expect some homebrew that’s a little more light-hearted, for the release of Magic the Gathering: Unstable!

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May 06 2018

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