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February 08 2018

zhora-salome:

thenatsdorf:

Cuddly raccoon friend.

IT’S PURRING

February 07 2018

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solarcat:

I was a HUGE fan of the Amelia Bedelia books as a kid, and this is a truly fitting tribute. #Blessed

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ultralaser:

thatidomagirl:

ondestol:

Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!

I hate you all

gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.

February 06 2018

I'm done with "all natural"

ponetium:

spoonie-isms:

People say all natural like it makes things automatically safe and good for you. You know what is all natural?

Lava.
Sulfuric acid
A bear.

Bears: all natural, organic, non GMO, gluten free, soy free.

siderealsandman:

captainofalltheships:

i want critical role and taz to swap DMs for like an arc cause damn does taz have some creative worldbuilding that is nowhere near the traditional fantasy assosiated with dnd and i wonder what vm would do in that world

but mostly i want tres horny boys to be unleashed on matt mercer 

Two hours in and both DM’s are in tears, for very different reasons. Griffin because he finally has a party that doesn’t try and destroy his campaign from the inside out, and Matt because Magnus ate the orb beneath Whitestone.

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nonbinary-dysphoria:

nonbinary-dysphoria:

nonbinary-dysphoria:

Hello everyone! This is resource I wanted to tell you all about! It’s an app called “Voice Pitch Analyzer”. It has you read a passage a full minute, and then tells you if the range may be perceived as more masculine, feminine, or androgynous. (Disclaimer: Obviously peoples voices vary from person to person. There are women with very low voices and men with very high ones. This does not mean they aren’t “real” men and women. This is simply a post for those with voice dysphoria or who would just like to sound more masculine, feminine, or androgynous to those around them). Please don’t be discouraged if you voice does not land in the range you want it to! It takes practice, and practice is just what this app is for. It allows you to practice speaking in the range you want to be percieved as. Admittedly, it can be a little disheartening having to strain my voice just to get in the upper androgynous range, so a major dysphoria trigger warning to anyone considering downloading it, but, with practice I am getting better and able to talk in that low voice for longer periods of time.

Signal boosting! Please reblog to help others!

Please reblog this, even if you are cis! This app could help so many trans people, and I would like for it to become as well known as Refugee Restrooms!!

February 05 2018

chikxulub:

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

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shapeofh2o:

The Shape of Water + Colors.

Elisa’s world is cyan and blue (underwater). Everyone else’s homes in goldens, ambers and warm colors (day/air). Red for cinema, life and love. Everything about the future is green (pies, car, lab, uniforms in lab, gelatine).

craicchapel:

me every day on this website

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February 04 2018

championoftheravenqueen:

championoftheravenqueen:

Bards are too powerful. They can learn mass suggestion. All they have to do is yell “Everybody  clap your hands!” and make up to 12 people do the Cha Cha slid for 24 hours 

…. a level 20 bard can force you to do the Cha Cha Slide for a year and a day

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February 03 2018

petty-dabbler-of-the-dark-arts:

moxperidot:

my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer

NSA agent Soulmate AU

stereks:

taranoire:

toomanylokifeels:

Sometimes I’m just sitting here minding my own business and then I remember that Thor specifically entrusted Loki with placing Surtur’s crown on the fire to initiate Ragnarok and I tear up a little bit because that’s how you love and support your chaotic neutral sibling. 

Thor: I know what’ll cheer you up. :)
Loki: What’s that?
Thor: You wanna trigger the apocalypse with me for the good of Asgard?
Loki: !!!!!!!!

@pharahvi

rochasaurus-rex:

aleksandr-marchant-the-third:

rochasaurus-rex:

aleksandr-marchant-the-third:

holy shit i’m fucking tired

NOT AS TIRED AS OUR TROOPS!

hey can you shut the fuck up i’m tryna nap


Nap? Wait until you’re a parent, then you’ll REALLY want to nap!

February 02 2018

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reh-sa:

Rose tea ☕️🌹

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imsoshive:

woodelf68:

sixpenceee:

Coconut crabs can grow up to 1 meter in length from leg tip to leg tip

(Source)

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT COUNTRY I NEED TO AVOID SO I NEVER MEET ONE OF THESE CREATURES. *RUNS SCREAMING IN THE OTHER DIRECTION*

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